This is what I like to call my "Little Problem"

28 in total and I can't stop buying them...

My inner child needs to be tested for learning disorders...

...when I was a kid, maybe as early as 5, I was obsessed with having Kenny Rogers' white hair and beard. I have never spent any real time investigating those feelings. I just now remembered thinking he was the most awesome, smoothest dude on Earth. I also thought he was porking Dolly Parton. And that he was Burt Reynolds.

My iPod loves the song "Somebody's Watching Me" by Rockwell. Fuck you, iPod. What, too cool for Ray Parker Jr.'s "Ghostbusters" theme?

Why am I 33 years old and think sleepovers still sound like fun?